Archive for July, 2007

12. Disco in Frisco

 

Got some good news after returning from Istanbul. Gestation has formed its own distribution company and will make Delirious its first theatrical release. What excites me most about this is that the film will now be distributed by the same company that financed it. They know me. They know the film. They have as much invested in its success as I do. It’s still going to be risky. The advertising budget is microscopic; there won’t be any TV, no posters in the subway, and no billboards. The film will open in 12 cities in the middle of August. Any further expansion will be completely dependent on press reaction and word of mouth.

 

So, in May I accepted an invitation to go to the San Francisco Film Festival. They’d invited Delirious as the Festival’s Centerpiece Film in May and I thought going could help a possible release there. I had a 7am flight out of LaGuardia. For some reason they were playing disco music at full volume as if the plane was some mobile after-hours club. I asked a stewardess if she could turn it down. She smiled stiffly, convinced I was just a “downer” or someone so high-strung and mentally imbalanced any little thing would make me go insane. I turned to the white-haired man beside me and rolled my eyeballs. “Man, is this music loud enough?”   

He stared at me. “What; it’s loud?”

He later confided he was a priest and was the director of a musical theater in his church’s basement. As he detailed how he’d also played the King in Anna and the King of Siam I started to doze off. The stewardess came by with a plastic wicker basket of snacks. Through half-closed lids I saw the priest select a Snickers bar. He set it on the tray table in front of him then bowed his head and prayed silently over it for several seconds before opening and eating it. 

 In San Francisco I checked into the hotel and went out looking for a fruit store. A woman I asked said there was a liquor store 3 blocks away. I didn’t even ask; it was California. On the way to the fruit/liquor store I passed 9 homeless guys, one with a sign that said, “Me’n my dog are hungry.”

 The dog wore a sign too that read, “Ruff times.” The liquor store did indeed have a food section comprised mainly of candy, potato chips and cookies. An empty Smirnoff box held 3 bananas and 2 apples.

 At the cash register an old white guy wearing a grimy white sea captain’s hat shoved a gallon bag of toffee chews at the cashier and yelled, “I want my money back!” It was eventually determined the captain had never actually bought the toffees in the first place. As I put my stuff on the counter the cashier eyed me warily. Clearly, to her everyone was a lunatic. To be honest the whole neighborhood seemed populated by schizophrenics, crazies and whackjobs off their meds. I’ve noticed California does have a very particular brand of homelessness. Maybe it’s the balmy, smog-laced air or the abundance of people in the entertainment business but many of them appear to have walked in off a lost episode of Gilligan’s Island that David Lynch directed. 

I dropped one of my bananas. I stooped to pick it up and the cashier jumped back in alarm. Simply by dropping a banana she’d placed me in the land of fruits and nuts. I quickly paid for my items; 3 bananas, 2 apples and a can of cashews. 

The screening the next night was sold out. Alison Lohman was there. She hadn’t been able to come to Sundance and this was the first time she’d seen the film. She’d put a lot into the part and I wanted her to see how strongly audiences had been reacting to her work. At the Q&A afterwards people complimented her for giving K’harma such complexity and dimension.  Again, the audience seemed  deeply affected by the film. There were several comments about Les’ dysfunctional family which affected me strongly as just that morning I’d driven north to visit my sister whom I hadn’t seen in 25 years. A woman asked me, “I really liked your film but –”

The following section has been invisibilized and withheld from public view. The author wishes to offer sincere thanks to TISBuscemi.com for pointing out the should-a-been-obvious reason. The deleted section will be reinstated a few months after the film’s release. For those who already read it I ask your forgiveness–this is my first blog. And so now we resume with me musing:

…this is the movie I made. It’s funny how people treat movies as if they own them. You never hear someone say, “Yeah, that painting needs a little more yellow ochre right there,” or, “That poem should have more words that rhyme.” People treat movies as if they’re public domain. As if they’re a bag of toffees they didn’t buy but they still insist they have the right to demand their money back. 

11. Turkish taffee

Woke up hungry and hungover. The Festival had planned a boat trip up the Bosphorus. I almost opted not to go when I remembered they were serving lunch. The boat was crowded and the river was unexpectedly rough leaving me gripping the railing for 2 hours and not too inclined to eat. Met a festival programmer for the Karlovy Vary Film Festival in the Czech Republic who invited Delirious to be Opening Night film. Talked for a while with Ari, an older gentleman of Turkish descent who now lived in LA. Felix, his nephew and chaperone, later informed me casually that Ari was a key member of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. This is the group that nominates and awards films and actors for the Golden Globes. 

Went to a party that night in the home of a rich Turkish TV commercial director. The swimming pool, redwood terracing and stairways made me feel like I was in Malibu although I’ve never been there. The host, Oskar, strengthened the comparison. He had a matinee idol face and long silver hair. His wife was a once sexy German blonde now more sulky than sultry. Oskar immediately offered me a job directing a script he’d written about a successful Turkish movie producer who suspects his stepson is having an affair with his blonde German wife. The script was called Paranoia. 

Gus Van Sandt walked in. I knew he was being honored by the Festival but I didn’t know he’d arrived yet. Gus told me he’d seen Delirious earlier in the evening. He said he liked it and that he’d called Michael Pitt immediately afterwards and told him how good he was in the film. Michael has kindly informed us he will not be doing any publicity for the film. I’ve known Gus only casually for the past 10 years but his generosity has always amazed me. He has a persona that inspires immediate trust and confidence.  I was looking forward to talking to him more when Oskar came up and pulled Gus off to meet his wife.

The members of the jury arrived like sleepy sand crabs. I’d been told earlier they were coming from their final deliberation and had by now made their decisions. Suddenly every handshake, glance or choice of words had the potential of hidden meaning. I sensed nothing. I saw the glitter woman from the night before. She smiled. I drank another beer. Before I left I went over to say goodbye to Gus. Just as I walked up Oskar was offering him a job directing a script he’d written called Paranoia.

I went to the Awards Ceremony the following night even though I knew Delirious wasn’t going to win anything. At every competition festival I’ve ever been in someone always finds a way to let you know the night before. But I figured what the hell; what else am I going to do in Istanbul on a Friday night? The ceremony was entirely in Turkish. A famous Turkish woman came out and sang a Turkish song. She came out three more times before they announced the winners of the international competition prizes. Joachim Trier won the Golden Tulip with his film Reprise. I was astounded to hear my name. I’d won the Jury Prize, the Silver Tulip. I got up on stage and looked out at a vast hall full of Turkish people and cameras beaming a live broadcast to Turkish TV. I’d not even thought of preparing a speech. “At times like these,” I said, “It really makes me wish I’d taken Turkish in high school.” 

There was a party afterwards in a room so filled with cigarette smoke I couldn’t see three feet ahead of me.  When I got back to the hotel I had to put my clothes in the bathroom and shut the door they so reeked of smoke. I put the award on the hotel windowsill. 10 floors below bleating car horns from a massive traffic jam continued non-stop for 20 minutes. In the night sky above me reflected light from headlights illuminated pieces of newspaper caught in an updraft . It wasn’t until I looked again that I realized they were a flock of slowly circling seagulls.  Tomorrow an 11 hour flight back to NY. 

10. Staggering into Istanbul

 

After Sundance I came back to NY and fell in a hole for about a month. I crawled out of it; I always do–though this one went a little deeper than I’d expected. I called Buscemi just to see how he was doing and to my astonishment he said he too had fallen down the well when he’d got back from Sundance. It’s crazy; just hearing that made me feel better–knowing it wasn’t just me, that there were other people out there too who felt like the whole independent film world had turned into an episode of Entourage performed by monkeys on acid.

Delirious won another award in February; Best Director at the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. In April I went alone to the Istanbul Film Festival. On the plane I watched the animated in-flight monitor to see exactly where I was going. Turkey borders Iraq and Syria. Right there where all the news is. Right where “The Surge” is working and we are stopping tairrism forever.

Istanbul is a dense, sprawling city that literally bridges East and West. The Bosphorus River runs right through the city; on one side is the end of Europe, on the other Asia begins. The view from my hotel window extended 20 miles and showed nothing but buildings extending in all directions to the horizon.

The screening of Delirious was sold out. Most people were hanging around outside smoking and waiting for the required 15 minutes of commercials to end. A German guy came up and asked, “Could you please for me some autographs to sign?” He had about ten photos, including one of me and Buscemi at San Sebastian and strangely, a picture that Jane had taken in our bedroom two years earlier for me to use as a passport photo. 

I introduced the film by saying, “It took me 6 years to make this film. I put my soul into it. The greatest gift a filmmaker can receive from an audience is if the soul of the film somehow touches their soul. If this touches yours I will be blessed.”

 I’m not sure where this came from. I hadn’t planned to say it. The Turkish audience sat through the first 15 minutes of the film in absolute silence. Then at the scene where Les tells Toby that Deniro once shook his hand and said, ‘Hey, how you doing?’ the audience suddenly burst into ferocious laughter. On the street after the screening one very long-faced man approached shyly and rendered me speechless when he said, “Yes, you have succeed. You have touch our soul.” 

There was a party in the garden of an old house perched on a hill overlooking the Bosphorus. The party was already winding down when I got there. A few members of the jury were there. One shook my hand and said, “Good film—I can’t tell you anymore.” More than anything I wished he could tell me what the food was on the table. I was starving. It was so dark I couldn’t see what I was putting on my plate. I ended up with a remnant of the last chicken kabob and what I hoped was a potato. 

A very fine rain began to fall. For the first time I noticed in the dim light the Turkish woman talking to me had glitter sprinkled on her face. A few tiny glints sparkled around her mouth as she glanced at my wedding ring. “Your wife is film?” 

“No, “I said, ”she is plants. She make gardens.”

“Children?”

“No.”

“Why no children?”

There I was gnawing on a piece of dried out chicken on a wet hill overlooking the black Bosphorus at 2am with a complete stranger who understood at best only every other word I spoke but who was gently asking about a deeply personal event in my life. And so I told her.

9. Sundance and the Kondom King

 

I came back from San Sebastian in October and immediately began preparing for Sundance. It’s funny; when I was first invited to Sundance in 1990 with Johnny Suede my reaction was hesitation. At that time Sundance was still considered by some to be the “Granola Festival” because of its affection for films about farmers, harvests and recently divorced Earth mothers. Only one year later Sundance had become the most influential and sought after Festival in the US. Now, every US distributor goes. Every US director with a 3 second film wants to go. Every agency and management team sends their legions to Park City, Utah in January to bunk in snow-covered condos and recruit the hottest new talent. Success at Sundance literally opens the door to Hollywood and the Festival has had to fight ferociously to maintain its soul.

Nowhere was that fight more obvious this year than on a stroll down Main Street. I’d arrived with my wife Jane that morning. I was wearing the “Focus On Film” button that had been included in my Welcome package along with the written suggestion to wear it.  You see, what’s happened is that hundreds of companies now set up boutiques all along Main Street offering free merchandise to people. Now, let’s be clear; most of this swag is given to those who need it most, the stars and celebrities who just don’t have time to shop. But the frenzy to gather up these gifts grips everybody and apparently they don’t Focus On Film.

A huge crowd had formed outside a clothing/electronics/perfume boutique by 10 am. The first 100 people could put their name on a list that would enable them to stand in a line and have their picture taken and put on a card that would enable them to stand in a line to show it to someone who might let them into the boutique after all the stars and celebrities had finished swagging. There were at least 1500 people standing in a dense, heaving clot. A riot broke out when a woman took off her Focus on Film button and stabbed a guy in the ear with it.

Delirious had its main screening Friday afternoon at the Eccles Theatre. It was the first time the film screened in front of an American audience and it went over very well. It was great to have some of the cast there; Kevin Corrigan, David Wain and Gina Gershon. I brought them up on stage with me for the Q&A along with Buscemi who got a huge round of applause. We got press the next day including blurbs in Variety and the Hollywood Reporter saying the film was “…this year’s Little Miss Sunshine and sure to be snapped up.” Our goal had indeed been to get as many US distributors as we could to come to the screening but it was hard to tell who had shown up.  Five other high-profile films looking for distribution had screened at exactly the same time.

I’ve been to Sundance now 6 times, with every one of my films. I’ve got a great affection for the Festival and sincere appreciation for everything it’s done for me and for Independent Film. But at the party for Delirious later that night I felt decidedly strange. Maybe it was the writer/director/condom designer who came up to me with 3 scripts he wanted to direct, asking if I could read them all and get them to Brad Pitt. He’d attached one of his condoms to the scripts; an item called The Insert Shot. He had others—The Tight Shot, The Push In, The Low Angle.

Walking back to the hotel with Jane and my manager, Jennifer Levine, we joined a line of people waiting to get into a party for actor Aaron Ekhart who was being honored at the Festival. I was thinking of casting him in one of my next films and Jennifer thought this might be a good way to at least say hi to him. We were on a list but the bouncers wouldn’t open the doors. Two of them set up a narrow corridor of metal barriers and bellowed for everyone to “Get behind the barriers! No one gets in until everyone gets behind the barriers!!”

So everyone shuffled backwards obediently in the frigid midnight air. “Everybody behind the barriers!!” the bouncers kept bleating. Suddenly someone yelled out, “What are we; fuckin’ rats in a maze!!” It took me a second to recognize the voice was mine. The ear-ringed, hair-frosted, goateed, tattooed agent from ADD behind me hissed tightly, “Quiet, dude. You’re gonna ruin it for everybody.”

I actually sympathize with Sundance. The innocent germ that sprang to life 25 years ago in Redford’s lab has morphed into a monster that’s turning on them. Independent film has become identical to Hollywood, governed and motivated by the same priorities; Stars, Celebrity and Box Office. As the stakes become higher the monster’s appetite becomes more and more ferocious. It staggers down Main Street cutting in line at all the free boutiques, shoveling scripts, deal memos and souls into its gaping maw. What will stop it? Perhaps it will choke to death on a film-themed condom.

8. Three At San Sebastian

The best news about San Sebastian was that Steve Buscemi and his wife Jo Andres were coming. Steve had only seen a rough cut of the film and I wanted him to have the experience of sitting in that theater and watching the film in front of 2000 people. The main screening was like something out of a dream. We entered the theater after a long walk up a red carpet lined with families, grandparents, teenagers, groups of children with cameras. Kids who had no idea who I was had pictures of me I’d never seen before, thrusting them out for me to sign.

Think of the children

Inside the hall we were escorted to seats high up in the balcony overlooking the sold-out audience. Watching the film left me exhausted as if all the years of work were in every frame.  I did some of the sound effects myself. When Toby walks through the leaves in Central Park the crunch is actually my fingers in a bowl of cellophane- wrapped maple candies that I recorded it at home. My voice is in the film in many places, once as a 6 foot black bouncer telling Les to “step back, little man.” I am the voice of the limo driver’s girlfriend on the phone bitching at him for not coming home. I’m the photo editor on the phone with Les finally sells a picture to. I’m in every crowd scene, screaming and yelling, “Toby! K’harma!” 

At the end of the screening the audience stood and applauded for several minutes. Afterwards, as a festival tradition, Steve and I walked down a long interior staircase now lined with exiting audience members. At the bottom we turned and looked up at row upon row of people applauding. It was such a great moment we went out immediately and got drunk.

 

The next day I spotted Geoff Gilmore in the hotel lobby. Gilmore is the head of the Sundance Film Festival. Now that Toronto was out Sundance was extremely important as it could provide a real opportunity for us to get the attention of a US distributor.  I’ve known Gilmore since 1990 when Johnny Suede premiered at Sundance. I was surprised to see him at San Sebastian. I’d actually just sent him an email a week earlier asking if we could set up a screening in LA for his selection committee.  Now he was walking up to me in the lobby and saying he’d seen Delirious the night before. There was a long pause. He looked around slowly then stepped closer.

 

“I think…,” he said. “Yes, we…” Another pause. Then he finished. “We want Delirious for Sundance.”

 

There was a rumor from someone close to the jury that Delirious was going to win Best Picture. Even though I’d learned the stupidity of even thinking about rumors like this my anxiety rose as the festival drew to a close. The jury was headed by Jeanne Moreau, the greatest actress in French cinema in the 50’s and 60’s. Her associate was the German actor Bruno Ganz. They and the jury gave Best Picture to two films, a French film and an Iranian film. They gave Delirious Best Director and Best Screenplay. I was later told by two members of the jury that Moreau refused to give Best Picture to Delirious because it was an American film and that Ganz dismissed Buscemi for Best Actor because he did “Hollywood Films.”

 

Listen, I was happy. I didn’t have to split my awards with anybody. Plus, I’d learned early on that awards are the cotton candy of the festival circus; sweet, sticky and no matter how big of a bite you take they always leave you with a mouthful of nothing. But still, it was my first experience with anti-Americanism and it made me want to go home and slap the shit out of someone in the Oval Office.

 

Delirious won a 3rd award, Grand Prize from the Catholic Church. This one so surprised me I went up to this very ordinary and well, “religious” looking group of people who’d presented me with the award and said, “Thank you. I’m not really a believer in institutionalized religion though some people say I should be institutionalized. Certainly there is a lot of swearing and general anarchy  in my film so I’m really curious; why did you give me this award?”

 

An elderly woman stepped forward and said. “In your film a damaged homeless boy is able to reach out and heal another human being.”

 

I said, “You know what, Sister? You should write the review.” Actually I didn’t say that. I mumbled something and walked away because she’d moved me to tears. Sorry. I know I’m kind of a sap. But having someone really grasp the soul of your film and articulate it to you so directly is something that rarely, if ever happens. In the most profound sense it makes you feel like someone is really seeing you.

7. The Fest fest

 

The next most important festival for us was Toronto, the biggest festival in North America. It screens thousands of films and it is a huge market for films seeking US distribution. The encouraging fact was that, unlike Cannes, Toronto had accepted every one of my films. I was confident they would take Delirious simply based on what had emerged in the editing room as one of Steve Buscemi’s most amazing performances. We’d go up to Canada, pick up a US distributor and start racing down the hello highway towards a great US release.

Toronto passed. There was a new head of programming. He didn’t “get” the film.

So, we quickly shifted our focus to the Venice Film Festival, which runs a few weeks later in September than Toronto. Venice is as an extremely vital European festival. Due to its focus on stars it gets a large amount of US media attention and all the US distributors go there. I’d had one film already go to Venice, Box of Moonlight. Further, the new head of Venice had been the head of the Locarno Film Festival where Johnny Suede had won Best Picture. We’d become friends. In fact, he’d really wanted Box of Moonlight to open the Locarno Film Festival. I told him I appreciated that but we had interest from Venice and with all due respect, it might be better for the film for us to go there. He called me and said in his tight, Swiss tinged english,

“If you think Wenice will take your film then you must still believe in Santa Klauwse!”

Well, as I said, Venice did take the film. And we didn’t go to Locarno with it. And even though all this happened 8 years ago I guess the guy was still pissed off about it because he passed on Delirious for Venice. Maybe that’s one thing you’ve noticed. People take things very, very personally in this business. If you slight someone, even by accident, rest assured–you’re gonna get paid back. You hurt me; I hurt you: that’s Rule #1. Just remember it’s always the one above who gets to hurt the one below.

But, there is a crazy karma in this business too. A day later we got accepted in the Main Competition at the San Sebastian International Film Festival in Spain. San Sebastian is known as the “smallest of the A-List festivals.” The unofficial hierarchy goes something like this; Cannes, Venice, Berlin, San Sebastian. San Sebastian has less US distributor presence is very well respected and a strong showing generates real attention in the marketplace.

But more importantly San Sebastian is right on the Atlantic and is one of the best surf spots in Europe. I was there 3 years ago as a member of the jury. The waves curl into a mile-long beach that runs right up to the edge of the city. Everybody’s on the beach during the day and everybody walks along the promenade just above it in the evening. At the far end of the promenade is a soaring state of the art cinema that lights up at night and reflects off the ocean like a huge Japanese lantern. San Sebastian is like Cannes without all the crap. It’s like Venice without Toronto.

 

I guess it’s like Santa Klause.

6. Cutting Room Blues

 

Shooting ended Dec. 15, 2005. I took a week off to recover then the holidays hit so my first real day in the editing room wasn’t until after New Year’s. I was working with a new editor, Paul Zucker. He was fast, smart and was a whiz with the Avid editing software. He could do just about everything, which was great because we couldn’t afford to hire him an assistant.

So it was just the two of us, locked in a tiny, overheated room all through the NY winter. We put the film together, took it apart, sifted through all the footage over and over seeking the sharpest, most vital performances and put everything back together again. Sometimes we would just collapse on the floor in exhaustion. Sofia Coppola and her team had been in the room before us editing Marie Antoinette.  Her name was still on the room’s voicemail system. Paul accidentally discovered that all Sofia’s voicemails were still on there too. We spent many a dreary winter afternoon passed out on the floor listening to them. Although I was surprised at how few of them had anything to do with editing they were still very pleasant to listen to and they were a great help in easing me into sleep.

Around February we made a decision to get a cut ready for Cannes in May. Even though it would throw the editing process into insane hyperdrive we decided to go for it. Cannes is the biggest, flashiest film festival in the world. Every director on the planet dreams of having their film shown there. Just getting accepted instantly lifts the film into the eyes of all the US and European distributors who go there in force. We’d made Delirious without a distributor. A company called Gestation had financed the entire film with the hopes that we’d sell the film to a strong US distributor. They had as much riding on it as I did.

I was very excited at how the film had come together and really felt we had a shot. We began working like maniacs so we could get a finished print ready if by some miracle we were accepted. The only slightly alarming thought was remembering that Cannes had previously rejected every one of my films.

We sent a cut with a rough mix over in April. A few weeks later we got an answer. Cannes chose to remain consistent and passed on the film. Sure, I was depressed. But I was also surprised. Yeah, you can be depressed and surprised at the same time. There’s no law against that. I had really thought this was the one. I really thought we were on our way. But, I was proud of myself. I dug myself out of it in about a week—a personal best for me.

Of course the rejection was a good thing. It allowed Paul and me to finish the film in a calm, creative way. It is definitely not advisable to rush like a lunatic through the final stages of locking the picture.  Every decision is crucial; especially when every decision is ultimately forever.

We finished editing around the beginning of May. Cannes had accepted Marie Antoinette. Out of respect and gratitude to Sofia, just before we vacated the editing room we deleted all her voicemails for her.

5. 25 Days

 

25 days. That’s how long I was on the set directing Delirious. Out of 6 years; 25 days. I’ve often wondered what was my job all the other days–the days before and all the days since. Bill collector, delivery man, inmate, prison warden, shrink, priest, pimp, dope pusher, dog catcher, coffee getter, freaker outer.

 But for the 25 days of the shoot I felt more alive then I ever have in my life. Shooting a low-budget movie is like warfare, without the bullets. The stakes are almost as high. The unexpected accidents and disasters require almost the same superhuman effort to recover from–to adapt to; to find creative solutions to. The victories are intense. The defeats are numbing and demoralizing. So many times my sole purpose was simply to keep everybody going, and from going home.

Certain fragments from the battlefield stand out. The night we snuck onto the subway; just me, Michael, Frank DeMarco and a handheld 35mm movie camera. NYC was in the middle of a subway strike that miraculously ended the night before Michael was due to leave for Japan for 6 months to do another movie. We shot all night, just the three of us–on the trains, on the platforms, jumping over turnstiles, leaping into cars–and not a single person stopped us. Afterwards we had breakfast; beer, tequila and jelly donuts at Michael’s apartment in Brooklyn.

Shooting the music video with Alison. Although only 45 seconds of it appear in the film we decided to shoot the whole thing in case we needed it in the editing room. Alison took the performance very seriously and practiced the choreography for days. I only found out after hiring her that she is a trained singer. It is her voice singing the lyrics. The song, I’m happy and sad to say, was written and performed by me. I needed something believable as a pop song but also something that was just a little bit stupid. I’ve been told I succeeded at both. The video was Alison’s first day of shooting. The song is about her refusal to let being dumped by her boyfriend bring her down. She sang and danced all day in a tiny pink bikini and let me dump several buckets of water on her without a single word of complaint. I’m proud to say I think we made the world’s first sexist feminist music video.

Working with Steve. The give and take of creative ideas is so fluid and effortless it’s like we’re playing music. There is no ego involved whatsoever. Every idea is considered.  He knows I only want the best for him and from him and he trusts me completely.  Steve is a brilliant improviser. He’s got the amazing ability to make his departures from the script, his leaps out into the void, always grounded in the themes of the film. In one scene he takes Toby to visit his parents and ends up getting into an argument with them. The scene was to end with his father stomping out in disgust. I kept the camera running. Steve sat there with Michael and his mother and kept going, driving the end of the scene up to another level. The actor playing his father, standing in the other room, heard what was going on and just decided to walk back in and re-enter the scene. What resulted was so sharp, fresh and spontaneous I left it in.

One day, in between shots, Steve picked up a guitar and started singing a ballad to Michael, asleep on the couch behind him. It was an improvised ode to Toby, his “Homeless Boy.” I grabbed the crew and we turned the camera on. We got it on film. It didn’t make it into the cut. You’ll have to get the DVD to see it.

The night we shot the Fly.  Toby realizes his relationship with Les has become destructive and he must somehow find a way to leave. They’re sitting in an all-night diner and Toby glances down to see a fly stuck in a pool of syrup. The shot was an enormous Close Up of just the fly so we did it at the end of the night when all the actors had gone home. The prop man had 3 flies in state of semi-hibernation. The first one just stood in the syrup and didn’t move. The second one suddenly flew out the door, leaving us with one last fly.

The prop man eased it onto the table and nudged it into the syrup. We rolled camera. Suddenly the fly began to struggle. I motioned to the operator to zoom in and keep filming. In the monitor I could see the fly straining backwards with all its might, lifting one leg out at a time until it was finally free. We all burst into spontaneous, emotional applause. The fly’s successful struggle to free itself was the perfect metaphor for Toby’s state of mind. The fly gave a performance that was as stirring as any actor’s in the film. I should have given it a credit. It still troubles me to know that 24 hours later it was dead.

The Hero Fly (RIP)

4. The Green light

 

Oh, I forgot to mention; one of the reasons the financiers agreed to my cast was that I cut 2 million dollars out of the budget. For all you aspiring director/producer types out there let me clue you in to something. There is only one way to do this; cut shooting days. How do you cut enough shooting days to cut 2 million dollars? Cut the script.

So, I cut 15 pages and rewrote to smooth out the holes. Frankly, I think that last draft shocked the script into its best form. I ended up shooting the entire film, and a full-length music video in 25 days.

The rest of the cast had fallen miraculously into place. Gina Gershon as Toby’s sexpot manager, Cinque Lee (Spike’s brother) as the director of a serial killer reality show called Slice of Life, David Wain and Callie Thorne as K’harma’s publicists, Kevin Corrigan as Les’ only friend and Elvis Costello as himself in a celebrity cameo after David Bowie, Sylvester Stallone, Donald Trump and Paul McCartney turned us down.

The schedule was intense. We were moving so fast I couldn’t lose focus for a second. I was literally making 200 decisions a day—thank god more right ones than wrong ones. As terrifying as it was the rush was also exhilarating, like driving 100 miles an hour along the edge of a cliff.

I had designed the film as a kind of contemporary fable. Toby was the lost innocent wandering through the wilderness of NYC. Les was the troll he meets under the bridge that he must make a deal with to get across and K’harma was the lonely princess Toby has to help redeem her soul. This fable aspect helped me and the production team find the look of the film. Les’ grungy apartment became subterranean, with wall murals of forest glades and stuffed animals sitting around. I was shown a book of taxidermy rentals and was told on our tight budget I could only afford three. I chose a squirrel, a deer and a jackelope; the mythical antlered rabbit from the Arizona deserts.

In contrast, K’harma’s celebrity world needed to have a rich, seductive luster. For all her scenes we kept the camera (35mm) on a dolly and saturated the scenes with light. For Les’ scenes cinematographer Frank DeMarco designed a looser, handheld style that nonetheless had a strong sense of purpose. The handheld camera allowed for great interplay between Steve and Michael. Although all the scenes were completely scripted when actors like these are revved up and working in high gear they come up with many intuitive elements of behavior that could never be written.

I knew this spontaneity was crucial to Delirious. Two main film influences were Midnight Cowboy and A Hard Day’s Night. Both films have a raw vibrancy that lives even today. On some of my previous films I felt that the pressure of filming took away some of my joy in being on the set. During the six years it took me to get the film together I’d made a vow to myself that if I ever did get on the set again I would put my soul into this movie. I would enjoy myself, no matter what. I would strive to create some joyful, living moment every time the camera rolled.

One of those moments came when I found out halfway through the shoot that Michael Pitt thought the jackelope was real.

Toby and the Jackelope

3. Casting K’harma

 

Here’s to K’harma; sad and blue,

I sold my soul in casting you. 

That poem’s not true. But, it’s almost true. Since I had now “tricked” the investors into letting me cast two complete unknowns for my male leads they demanded that the part of K’harma be given to a real Star. First we tried the A-List actresses. They all passed. Then to my utter astonishment we got a yes from Scarlett Johannson. When I flew out to LA to meet her I was in such a rush getting out of the hotel elevator I shoved some schmuck into the wall before realizing it was Leonardo DiCaprio.

Scarlett was delightful. She gave me some great suggestions for her character which I immediately incorporated into the script. I had my Star. I was on my way. FLASH FORWARD: A year and half later we still didn’t have the money and by then Scarlett’s star was way out of my orbit. We lost her to the stratosphere.

I met Jessica Alba. She said she wanted to do it. By the time we could afford to make her an offer her butt had become immortalized in Into The Blue and we could no longer afford it. I met Jessica Simpson. She, her mother and her then husband Nick were still wore their mikes from the reality show they were filming. The restaurant where we met wouldn’t allow the cameras in. Jessica never said a word to me. I think she might have been waiting for someone to say action.

Then the financiers decided the best thing for the film was for us to get a real pop diva to play the part of the pop diva. Now comes a very, very painful moment for me. Now I reveal something that I know will haunt me for the rest of my life. I wrote a letter to Britney Spears. I did. I admit it.

“Dear Britney,” I wrote. “I have long been a fan of yours. Many, many nights I’ve laid awake fantasizing about being one of your G-strings.” No, wait. That was the letter to Christina Aguilera. Thank god both of them never responded. Somehow I woke up and realized that what I needed for K’harma was a real actress. Someone who could lift her out of caricature and bring her soul to the screen. And that’s how I decided to cast Alison Lohman. I had seen her in Matchstick Men with Nick Cage and Sam Rockwell and was truly impressed at how she held her own against those two scene munchers.

The financiers agreed and finally early one morning in November of 2005, 6 years after finishing the script, I found myself on the streets of New York City screaming, ACTION!!!



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